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yes-i-am-lucifer:

You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog

(Source: dalasharaia, via fatgiraffes)

paparchimedes:

There are several stages of loving a character

Stage 0: who’s that they look cool

Stage 1: wow i like this character

Stage 2: they’re my favorite

Stage 3: i love them

Stage 4: tHEY’RE SO PERFECT

Stage 5: i ha te yOU AND I LO VE YOU SO GODDAMN MU CH

Stage 6: YOU PIECE OF FUCKING TR ASH YOU RUINED MY LIFE THE DAY I LAID EYES ON YOU I’M GOIN G TO KILL YO U AND D RO WN YOU IN MY TEARS

(via shitty-restaurant)

confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life

(Source: malumsau, via wigglytuffer)

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(Source: lesboflow, via int3rnalstat3ofmindd)

ostolero:

charlotteinfinityxx:

ostolero:

dogs deserve to live forever

And humans don’t?

absolutely not

(via int3rnalstat3ofmindd)